The clock is ticking. Only 98 days of shopping are left before Christmas. It's never too early to start shopping for your ex-mother-in-law. During my marriage, my mother-in-law was hands down the toughest person on my list to satisfy. I'd spend hours hunting down the perfect gift which would eventually be received with a tip of the head, shrug of the shoulders and a "Meh."
If your ex-mother-in-law is one of them classy dames, show her how you feel by giving the old whine bag a wine bag. Nothing says "You're so special" like used acid washed pants.
Does your ex-mother-in-law need to get laid? Unfortunately, because there's likely no one in Hell or all the prisons in Turkey willing to step up and do that dirty deed, Amazon.com's popular cookbook, Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes, may be the next best thing.
If you're a crafty DIYer, you might consider creating a set of flashy beer koozies. Koozies adorned with fuzzy feather thingamajigs may seem impractical at first glance...and that's because they are. Bingo!
Does your ex-mother-in-law think she's perfect? If so, why not give her a Barbie skirt to remind her that no bitch is perfect... except Barbie.
Finally, since your children still have to eat at your ex-mother-in-law's house now and then, buy her Recipes That Don't Suck Ass. This cookbook is filled with recipes your ex-mother-in-law has never made before, so they don't suck ass....yet.
More great shopping ideas coming this fall.
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